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So, und nun der nächste Abschnitt:

SCENE 4: Entrance of a motel.

LEONARD: (only voice heard) All right, this is ridiculous, nobody knows us here anyway.
Leonard and Sheldon entering motel. Leonard is wearing a wig with long, blonde hair that he tries to adjust, while Sheldon is wearing a fishing hat, sunglasses and has a long, thick scarf around his neck and is speaking with distorted voice throughout the scene. Nobody at the reception
SHELDON: (doing his knocking procedure by knocking at the receptionist desk) Reception? Reception? Reception?
A middle-aged black woman arrives at the reception. Throughout the scene she appears very dull and unfriendly.
WOMAN: Good morning gentlemen, how can I help you?
SHELDON: Good morning. (Solemnly) We are two outlaws on the run and need a transitional abode to abscond from the unresting hands of justice that are persecuting us every second of our wasted life.
LEONARD: (Annoyed) Sheldon, what are you doing?
SHELDON: (turning to Leonard, whispering) May I remind you that creating fake identities is part of the plan? We have to make sure my creditor will be unable to locate us. And since motels traditionally have been a refuge for people in conflict with the law, she will not blow the whistle on us, something which I must add I find very pleasant, and she will dread us sufficiently not to inquire any further.
WOMAN: So guys, you take a room or you leave. I don't have the whole day.
LEONARD: OK, Sheldon, this is...
SHELDON: (turning to receptionist, ignoring Leonard) Two single rooms please.
WOMAN: (looking at a sheet of paper) All right, there are only two double rooms available, you'll get one. Your names and credit card please.
SHELDON: (pointing to Leonard) This is Dr. Mabuse.
LEONARD: (baffled) Um, yeah, and this here is Dr. Frankenstein.
SHELDON: (taking Leonard aside) Why are you deviating from the plot? You are Dr. Mabuse while I am Dr. Jekyll.
LEONARD: Actually I thought... OK, you're right, I should have known that you were really serious about it. (grouching) But why am I supposed to be an evil guy while you can be a good guy?
SHELDON: (Annoyed) First of all, surveys have consistently shown that many people erroneously think Dr.Jekyll was the bad and Mr.Hyde the good persona. And it is my life that is in danger, so how can you be so selfish?!
WOMAN: Listen guys, either you take the room or you leave. I won't say that again.
Sheldon and Leonard both turning to receptionist, Sheldon giving her a credit card.
WOMAN: So this was Dr. Mabuse and Dr. Frankenstein, uh-huh. (nodding, then writing down) Two asylum inmates on the run. (handing out the key) Your room is No. 47. Any further questions?
LEONARD: Oh no, don't...
SHELDON: Oh, I do have questions indeed. First of all, are the rooms and the building built in compliance with Californian fire-protection regulations?
WOMAN: (staring at Sheldon) Do I look like I'm a law book?
LEONARD: No, he just means if there are enough, you know, fire escapes, emergency exits and so on.
WOMAN: (pointing to entrance door) There is an exit and if you keep getting on my nerves that's where I'll make you escape through.
SHELDON: Fine, can you tell me then at least the orientation of the room and in particular its windows with respect to geographic directions?
WOMAN: (staring at Sheldon) Do I look like I'm a map?
LEONARD: Sheldon, please... (To woman) We take the room.
SHELDON: (making sign to Leonard to be silent) Fine, if this question is beyond your ken, can you at the very least tell me whether the refrigerator is properly adjusted in temperature? I suppose you are aware that the optimal compromise between preventing microbial contamination of the condiments and a pleasant temperature for consumption is achieved by setting the refrigerator temperature to something in the range of 38°F to 42°F?
WOMAN: (still staring at Sheldon, getting angry) Are you kidding me? Do you want the room or not?
LEONARD: Sheldon, please, can we just take the room? (To woman) We take it. (Grins)
SHELDON: Hold on, Leonard. OK, one final point of inquiry, and I hope it will finally actuate your cerebral cortex: does the bathroom provide a non-siphoning toilet in reverse-bowl design? (Leonard embarassed, Woman staring at him and snorting angrily) May I state that this is a conditio sine qua non for me.
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SCENE 5: In Leonard's car, Leonard driving, Sheldon, still in disguise but now talking in normal voice, on the passenger seat. Leonard has taken down the whig.

SHELDON: Unbelievable, four lodging facilities and neither of them is able to provide a reasonable customer service. Or to understand the design of sanitation facilities. Or to provide the clearly most desirable ones. Which I understand is embarassing being caught with, but not a reason to boot us out.
LEONARD: Oh, at the Hilton they were very patient and tried hard. At least until you started your talk about the noise of siphoning toilets and what it reminds you of. And then you outlined that being able to examine one's own excrements provided you have this little shelf in the bowl where it gets caught before the flushing, is what makes the reverse- bowl design superior, followed by your detailed instructions what to look for in particular. No surprise this poor girl had to throw up. (Shuddering) You know, nobody except you appreciates such things.
SHELDON: (Turning to Leonard) I apologize for caring about the condition of my somatic functions. And I want to point out that many sanitary facilities in middle Europe, in particular in Germany and the Netherlands, are exactly built in reverse-bowl design. Which certainly isn't for no reason.
LEONARD: And do you have an idea what we are going to do?
SHELDON: Well, first of all I will increase the number of emails to the Department of Education about the state schools' curricula. And start a new blog where I will flame sanitary ware manufacturers.
LEONARD: Oh, I'm sure that's what the world was waiting for...
SHELDON: Glad to hear you agree.
LEONARD: But I meant where we are going? I'm tired of driving and obviously there's no hotel which would please you.
SHELDON: Oh. How could I have guessed that?
LEONARD: How about your mum? She'd accomodate you with pleasure. (Grins)
SHELDON: Oh Leonard, do we have to go through it again? We cannot go anywhere where I would easily be found. Nobody with the same family or maiden name, nobody who is known or can easily be assumed to be socially connected with me or any of his or her kin. No, it has to be someone nobody knows about. Or somebody who is too awkward to be under suspicion of me associating with him.
LEONARD: So...we're going to Howard's place?
SHELDON: I said "awkward", not "disgusting". (looking ahead)
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Wirklich eine sehr würdige TBBT Folge. Wäre ziemlich genial , dass mit den Schauspielern sehen zu dürfen. Wäre eine lustige Episode.
Also alles was diese Serie so einzigartig macht , hast du wirklich gut eingefangen. Meinen Respekt hast du. ^^


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Jo, danke. Smile Würde ich auch gerne verfilmt sehen die ganzen Sachen, aber das wird wohl leider nie geschehen, jedenfalls nicht mit den Originalschauspielern. Laugh
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Hm, also so prüde wie Mama Cooper ihren Shelly erzogen hat, weiß ich nicht, ob er wirklich solche Vorträge über Toiletten halten würde, aber: Benefit of a doubt. Ansonsten find ich es ja echt klasse, wie sehr du den Ton der vier Geeks triffst - man kann sie wirklich im Kopf hören und Shelly mit seiner Sarah-Connor-empfohlenen Notfall-Tasche über der Schulter in Leonards Zimmer stehen sehen.... Smile Die Idee mit den Booten fand ich auch klasse (da hätte vielleicht noch ein kleiner Schlagabtausch zum Wort Armada gepasst) und super interessant. Auch wenn ich natürlich jetzt ferne wüsste, wen Sheldon denn nun für die interessantesten Stargate-Bösewichte hält. Wink Kiss

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Was hat denn Prüderie mit Toiletten zu tun? Why? Das ist einfach seine wissenschaftliche Herangehensweise (gepaart mit seiner hypochondrischen Ader) alles untersuchen zu müssen, und sei es die eigene Sch... LOL Und dafür eignet sich ein Flachspüler nun mal am ehesten. Das ist für ihn denke ich einfach was medizinisches und eben überhaupt nicht "igitt", dass andere das nicht so sehen und sich mit solchen Dingen nicht beschäftigen sieht er natürlich nicht ein. Big Grin

Und die interessantesten Stargate-Bösewichte sind natürlich die Goa'uld, ich denke er würde mir da zustimmen. Laugh (Die Ori müsste er ja schon wegen des religiösen Hintergrundes ablehnen und die Wraith sind eh immer so'n bisschen lächerlich gewesen.)
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Hab Szene 4 & 5 grade gelesen, ich muss sagen ich freue mich jeden tag mehr auf deine Episoden. Big Grin
Ich kann mir vollkommen vorstellen, dass das ganze Geschehen auch für eine Folge in der Serie verwendet werden könnte. Two Thumbs Up
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Ich denke morgen kann ich den Rest der Episode veröffentlichen, Szenen 6-8 sind quasi fertig und Szene 9 (die letzte) hab ich im Prinzip schon fertig im Kopf, muss das aber noch aufschreiben. Evtl. fällt mir auch noch irgendwo ne Ergänzung oder Verbesserung ein.
Zwei kleine Änderungen noch am bisherigen Text:

- Ich hab mich entschieden die Summe, um die es geht, auf 15.000$ zu ändern. Da Sheldon überall im Apartment Geld rumliegen hat wäre es evtl. gar kein so großes Problem für ihn 5.000$ aufzutreiben, bei 15.000$ hingegen hätte er garantiert ein Problem. Aber er wirds ja am Ende eh nicht bezahlen müssen, mehr wird noch nicht verraten... Laugh
- In Szene 4 (und dann auch später) gehört zu seiner Verkleidung auch ein angeklebter Bart, das fiel mir leider erst hinterher ein.

Insgesamt ist die Folge dann etwas lang geraten, aber andererseits kommt mir insbesondere Folge 1 auch sogar zu kurz vor, vielleicht hätte diese dann sogar genau die richtige Länge. Kann ich schwer einschätzen.
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So, hier nun der Rest der Episode (auf zwei Beiträge aufgeteilt), viel Spaß beim Lesen! Smile

SCENE 6: Rajesh's apartment, Rajesh and Sheldon (still in disguise) sitting on the couch.

RAJESH: All right, three rules: One - take off this stupid costuming, it's creepy. (Sheldon looks straight ahead, does not react) Now!
Sheldon sighs and puts sunglasses, scarf and hat down, then finally removes beard.
RAJESH: Two - no instructing about my culture, no insults of Indian actresses and in particular no heated discussion with my parents whether there is a theoretical foundation of the caste system although it is only mentioned in the Purushasukta and repeatedly opposed in the Mahabharata.
SHELDON: Actually those are three rules and not one.
RAJESH: (raising forefinger) OK, I add rule Two A: No smartass comments or
other means of getting on my nerves.
SHELDON: You know that this is something I cannot promise. (Rajesh looking at him) But I'll do my best.
RAJESH: And three: If that mysterious guy finds you here, don't count on me, because I'll run away.
SHELDON: All right, I think I can accept those rules.
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SCENE 7: Rajesh and Sheldon (no longer in disguise) sitting on the couch, watching a Bollywood movie.

RAJESH: (Sighs) Oh Kajol, you are truly the queen of Indian hearts. (To Sheldon) You know why Dilwale Dulhania La Jayenge, or as I call it "DDLJ", is my favourite movie? The main character is called Raj. And he gets the girl in the end. (smiles, nodding boastfully)
SHELDON: First of all it is very common to refer to this film which for some inexplicable reason is referred to as a "milestone" of Indian films, by an acronym, avoiding the long and tedious complete title. Second ... (pausing, taking a deep breath, then turning around to Rajesh) Raj... you're obviously projecting your own botched life on a fictitious movie character and attempting at taking comfort from watching his success over and over again. But this will not help you having success with girls.
Sheldon slowly pushing his hand towards Rajesh's shoulder, unsure what to do, going back and forth with the hand. Rajesh staring at him.
RAJESH: OK Sheldon, I appreciate your efforts to be a pleasant roommate and comply to my rules, but this has become really creepy. Stop it.
SHELDON: (pulling the hand back abruptly, turning away from Rajesh) Phew! This is real torture, how do other people manage to be like that all day?
Somebody knocking at the door, Sheldon jumping up and going behind the couch.
PENNY: Raj? Sheldon?
Sheldon running out of the living room and hiding somewhere. Rajesh switching TV off and going to the door hesitatingly.
PENNY: (impatiently) Guys, it's me, Penny! Could someone open the door please? (Knocking again, Raj unlocks the door, Penny enters) Finally! (Looking around, then turning to Rajesh) Hey, where's Sheldon?
Rajesh pointing to back part of the apartment.
PENNY: Sheldon, come out. I brought food from the Cheesecake Factory. But it's slowly getting cold!
SHELDON: (peeks around the corner, again in his disguise) Please identify yourself! (pulling head back such that he cannot be seen)
PENNY: (Smiling) Sheldon, don't be silly. Look, I brought your Tuesday barbecue bacon cheeseburger. Barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese (lilting) on the side.
SHELDON: (Shortly peeks around the corner again, then pulls head back) Your
outer appearance admittedly suggests you could be Penny from apartment 4B, but this is unlogical since the person known as Penny does not know that I am here and at this time of the day she has to work at the Cheesecake Factory. Which brings me back to my initial request: Please identify yourself!
PENNY: Of course I know, Leonard told me everything.
SHELDON: I should have known I cannot trust a supervillain from Germany.
PENNY: And I asked for a little break at work to bring your Tuesday food and see if you're OK.
Sheldon slowly moves towards Penny, grabs the bag with the food and then quickly hides again, Penny looking around, baffled.
PENNY: Um, OK, guess I'm gonna leave then. Bye Raj!
Rajesh waving while Penny leaves. Then switches TV back on and leans back.
RAJESH: (smiling) Oh Raj, you are my man! (nodding approvingly)
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SCENE 8: A few days later, on Saturday morning. Sheldon in the living room holding a bowl of cereals, Penny lying on the couch sleeping.

Sheldon approaches couch and wants to sit down, but can't because Penny's legs are blocking it. Sheldon goes around helplessly, not knowing how to make her move, then sighs and resolutely grabs her ankles.
PENNY: (shrieking, accidentally kicking the bowl with cereals out of Sheldon's hand, it lands behind the couch) Sheldon, damn it! What are you doing?
LEONARD: Ow! (jumping up from behind the couch where he was sleeping on an air mattress, milk and cereals spilt over him) Sheldon, what's that?!
SHELDON: Milk and cereals.
LEONARD: (Angry) I know what this is, but why did you spill it over me??
SHELDON: Don't blame me, you all know that every Saturday morning I wake up at 6:15, make a bowl of cereals with a quarter cup of two-percent milk and watch Doctor Who on BBC America. And now it's 6:29, Doctor Who starts in one minute and I have to make another bowl of cereals. (looking angrily at Penny)
PENNY: So I suppose this is my fault... (rolling eyes)
SHELDON: Indeed. The whole point of keeping watch is that at least one person stays awake. And according to the schedule it's your turn since 3a.m.
PENNY: Yeah, sorry, I fell back asleep.
LEONARD: (Trying to clean himself) Damn it, I'm all wet. (To Penny) I'm really fed up with keeping watch and bearing Sheldon's ever increasing paranoia.
Rajesh entering, still sleepy.
RAJESH: What are you complaining about, you... (seeing Penny and stopping abruptly, then taking a bottle of Whisky, gulping down a glass and continuing to talk) ... need not be drunk all day to be able to talk in your own apartment!
Leonard about to go to the bathroom, Sheldon raising his hand and making sign to stop.
LEONARD: Sheldon, forget your stupid password. Why on earth do we have to prove our identity every time we want to go to the bathroom?
PENNY: If it was a real pass"word" at least, instead of h99/!_#su5*.
LEONARD: No, that's not the password. It's h99/!_*su5#.
PENNY: Really? But Sheldon let me always pass with h99/!_#su5*.
SHELDON: Of course. Precisely the fact that you are unable to correctly memorize it is what proves your identity.
Somebody knocking vigorously on the door.
LEONARD: Who could that be?
VOICE: (sounding like Darth Vader) Sheldon Cooper, I am here to get my money. You and your entourage cannot hide here forever.
Sheldon grabbing hold of the table, getting visibly nervous. Penny hiding behind Leonard. "Darth Vader" knocking again, even more vigorously.
RAJESH: (Baffled) Did Darth Vader just knock on my door?
PENNY: Oh my god, what should we do? Should we call 911?
LEONARD: (looking angrily at Sheldon) If this here goes on even one more day we will have to, for sure!
PENNY: How did he find us?!
VOICE: Sheldon Cooper, I am here to get my money. This is your last chance.
LEONARD: (going to the door and unlocking it) All right, time to end all this. I mean, we're four and he's one. (Rajesh hiding in his bedroom) OK, still three against one.
Leonard opens the door and a man in a Darth Vader costume enters. Everybody anxiously looking at him. "Darth Vader" moving towards Sheldon.
VADER: Sheldon Lee Cooper, you owe me $15.000. Are you ready to pay me?
Sheldon trembling, shaking head.
VADER: Kneel before me!
Sheldon hesitating, Vader taking out a red lightsaber and switching it on, Penny startling.
VADER: (more forcefully) Kneel before me, and speak your final prayer!
Sheldon slowly kneeling down with shivering legs.
PENNY: Leonard, we gotta do something!
LEONARD: But what? My own lightsaber isn't here.
VADER: I don't hear any prayer! (raising the lightsaber)
SHELDON: (slowly folding his hands, his face twitching. He closes his eyes and looks upwards) vavma' QI'tu'Daq, quvjaj ponglIj...
LEONARD: Why are you praying in Klingon?
SHELDON: (opening his eyes, turning towards Leonard and yelling at him) Oh will you let me keep this tiny piece of dignity when I'm facing death? (turning around again)
Vader raises his lightsaber as if to decapitate Sheldon, Sheldon closes his eyes and continues praying the Pater Noster in Klingon. Penny, looking really scared, and Leonard both standing still, unable to react.
SHELDON: ... ghoSjaj wo'lIj, qaSjaj Dochmey DaneHbogh ...
VADER: All right, so... (swinging his lightsaber, then switching it off again) Game over, Moon pie!
Everybody looking baffled, including Sheldon who has stopped praying and opened his eyes but still keeps kneeling. Darth Vader takes the mask of his costume down and we become aware it is a maliciously smiling Wil Wheaton.
SHELDON: (with ever increasing angry twitches in his face, after a while yelling) Wheaton!!!
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SCENE 9: Leonard's and Sheldon's apartment, Leonard and Penny on the couch.

PENNY: So once again, all's well that ends well.
LEONARD: I'm not sure Sheldon would agree. (laughing, Penny smiling)
PENNY: Oh I mean, come on. If it had been any other guy Sheldon would be in real trouble. But Wheaton only did it to humiliate him and doesn't even want him to pay. He only gets Sheldon's company for the Star Trek party.
LEONARD: And a nice little souvenir from you for scaring us. (Penny clenching her fist, both laughing)
Somebody knocking at the door.
PENNY: Right in time. Come in!
Wil Wheaton entering, dressed as a starfleet officer. He has a thick band-aid over his nose.
PENNY: Sheldon, your friend is here! (Leonard and her laughing)
SHELDON: (shouting from his room) I'm not coming!
WHEATON: (shouting back) You know the price for not coming, it's $15.000!
Sheldon grumbling angrily, slowly and hesitatingly entering the living-room. He is dressed like Counselor Deanna Troi from Star Trek, with uniform, wig etc.
WHEATON: (with a malicious grin) There you go, you look great!
Penny taking a photo with her camera, smiling. Sheldon looking at her angrily, then approaching Leonard.
SHELDON: I hereby invoke chapter 6, section 1 of the roommate agreement!
LEONARD: (pretends to be thinking hard) Um...Oh, you know... No, I think it doesn't apply here. You are not suffering from an incurable painful disease.
SHELDON: Leonard, please!
LEONARD: Sheldon, now be a man! Oh no, actually... (he and Penny laughing)
WHEATON: All right, let's go... moon pie!
SHELDON: (angrily) You have won a battle, but the war has only started. And be assured, my revenge will be cruel and devastating!
WHEATON: Yeah, maybe. But today you'll be the counselor. Let's go, Deanna!
PENNY: Hey, Sheldon.
Sheldon turning around, Penny taking another photo and laughing. Sheldon snorting angrily, then leaving with Wheaton.
LEONARD: Nice camera btw.
PENNY: Yeah, isn't it? Bought it from the money I won at the online casino.
LEONARD: Really? Doesn't look like a $800 camera.
PENNY: No, just $350. The rest went on, you know, shoes and stuff. (smiling)
LEONARD: I wonder what happened to Howard. Still haven't heard of him.
We switch to a room full of people in Sci-Fi costumes, the camera leads us around and turns to someone in a Jar-Jar Binks costume who is serving other guests drinks, we become aware it's Howard.
HOWARD: All right, online gambling, never again!
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